The Gossip Table

Harry Potter

Anonymous: IT WAS AMAZING
Me: Describe the amazingness.
Anonymous: IT WAS EPIC
Me: Describe the epicness. 
Anonymous: IT WAS INDESCRIBABLE
Me: Describe the indescribableness. 
Anonymous: IT WAS INTENSE

Dude! I'm sleeping!

Anonymous: Dude im sleeping
Me: Sorry...
Anonymous: Its good now please let me sleep text me 2morrow
Me: K. Later. 
Anonymous: Later
Me: Bye. 
Anonymous: Night
Me: Night. 
Anonymous: GOOD NIGHT!
Me: Good night...

This Day in History

Today in 1776, it was 1776.

If the sky was an alligator, the world with clouds would be an orange.

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—	Nahiyan Khan

BLUE CHICKENZ

These blue chickens ain’t got no money, so why you lookin’ at dem so funny. WORD!

I’ve got your back! Literally…

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Anonymous: Sry
Me: For what?
Anonymous: Nvermind
Me: Sorry for asking. 
Anonymous: Don't b sry
Me: Sorry for being sorry. 
Anonymous: Y
Me: OMGosh!!! I don't know. 
Anonymous: Wow
Me: In a good way or a bad way?
Anonymous: Idk
Me: Didn't think you would.

Multimedia Message Argh!

Hey. Ricardo lives in the Canary Islands. His wife has the flu. When she starts coughing blood, Ricardo rides several miles on horseback in the rain to get medicine from the doctor. The doctor refuses to come in the rain, and won’t give the medicine. Ricardo accidentaly pushes the doctor and kills him. He rides back to his wife to find her lying in her bed, killed by the flu. The doctor’s apprentice catches up with Ricardo and arrests him. The priest at the prison tells Ricardo it is too late to repent and is scheduled to be hanged tommorrow. A slave trader buys Ricardo and is sailing to America, until someone on the boat spots a statue of the “Devil” and the ship crashes on “The Island”. TO BE CONTINUED…

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